Hootenanny Hijinks

Lyrics

Verse 1

Morning came early with the sun so bright,
found a pig in the kitchen, what a sight!
The cow’s in the pantry, baking a pie,
and the rooster’s singing, oh my, oh my!

Refrain

It’s hootenanny hijinks, every single day,
laughing with the critters in the silliest way.
With a grin and a giggle, and a twirl of my skirt,
we’re having so much fun, it’ll never hurt.

Verse 2

The horse is the sheriff, chasing down the hens,
while the goats are knitting, making woolen pens.
The rooster’s on the roof, crowing out a tune,
while the ducks are dancing under the moon.

Refrain

It’s hootenanny hijinks, every single day,
laughing with the critters in the silliest way.
With a grin and a giggle, and a twirl of my skirt,
we’re having so much fun, it’ll never hurt.

Verse 3

Neighbors come by just to see the fun,
it’s a circus on the farm from sun to sun.
With the dog as the clown, leading the show,
in our little town, the laughter will grow.

Refrain

It’s hootenanny hijinks, every single day,
laughing with the critters in the silliest way.
With a grin and a giggle, and a twirl of my skirt,
we’re having so much fun, it’ll never hurt.

Outro

So come on down to our lively scene,
where the laughs are plenty and the grass is green.
From dawn till dusk, under skies so wide,
we’ll keep the joy alive, on this funny ride.